As you approach the town of Hillsboro, you see a flashing sign that says "Stop Ahead." Sure enough, you see barricades. You approach warily - but if it's a trap, it's a very official one. Behind the barricades are several cars with flashing lights, including one Texas Ranger vehicle.

Over the CB, you ask, "What's going on?" Soon your hail is answered. The highway has been blocked off for the annual Hillsboro April Fool Marathon.

You interrupt: "But this is April second." At least four voices chime in over the airwaves: "APRIL FOOL!" By now you have reached the barricade, so you get out to stretch your legs - and get an explanation in person.

The police and Rangers are happy to explain. This is an annual celebration. Everyone is having a good time - there are a lot of bottles in evidence. Unfortunately, the marathon route crosses the highway. Therefore, the highway will be barricaded until 7:30. It's perfectly legal, and the Rangers are there to enforce it. What will you do?

Kill time until 7:30 (313).

Drive around the town and keep going (143).

Crash the barricades and head north (122).